MARIO KIEFER

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Every year on this day I am set upon by highwaymen! #Outrage

O, hear our mighty roar Against all that we deplore And pay heed to this our chant As we rave and rant. Though we do not know what for....

The hardest pill to swallow is the little blue one. ~overheard on the street #FavoriteQuotes

God grant me the serenity to accept that I cannot stop the dog from leaving his toys around the house, the courage to stop him from doing...

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. When the doorbell rang, I ran and hid under the bed. I...

You can’t complain that your man is cheating with someone else when that someone else is his wife. #SundayTruth

If you insist on re-writing history, make it so my family has been rich for hundreds of years. #PetPeeves

It’s like Mama always said: When you use sex for sport, there’s no room for love. #MamaSaid

It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG [Throws toy in front of me as I walk to another room.] ME:   Stop, Dog. I don’t want to play. DOG: [Throws...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Snow White has no dwarf named Lusty! #Outrage

Huddled masses we call to report, The pursuit of your dreams, we pledge to support, But if your plan is for crime, Please, step out line,...

“I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.” ~Lily Tomlin #FavoriteQuotes

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. I binge watched a show because the remote was out of reach...

No, Karen, being “on-the-clock” from 9-5 does not mean that you worked all day. #SundayTruth

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Nobody pays me for protesting my outrage! #Outrage

“There is in all things a pattern that is part of our universe. It has symmetry, elegance, and grace." ~ Frank Herbert, Dune #FavoriteQuotes

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. Have you ever looked at someone and thought, “If ignorance...

Anything you get for free is worth every penny you paid for it. #SundayTruth

Some say that tipping is out of hand but I say that the hand is just deeper in your pocket. #PetPeeves

Bureaucracy’s ever entrenched. That from it’s hands power must be wrenched. Decisions are made, By the few who get paid, And democracy is...