MARIO KIEFER

It’s like Mama always said: What’s good for the goose may be good for the gander but they both still get cooked. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Tank tops belong on the top of tanks not at the dinner table. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Looking for someone else to fix your problems is like looking for the Tooth Fairy to bring you Christmas...

It’s like Mama always said: If you want something, you gotta work for it. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you don’t have something to say, keep your mouth shut. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: You could have done what I asked you to do in half the time that you spent telling me why you can’t. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: You don’t live longer in the city; it just feels that way. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Even if you gave that boy two pennies, he still wouldn’t have any sense. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you won't eat what I cooked, you must not be that hungry. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: My children were always perfect angels, but only when they slept. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Raising a child is like writing a fairy tale. How it ends up depends on the story you tell. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Take your damned hat off -- the sun ain’t shining through the roof. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: They call her “radio wave” because anyone can pick her up, especially at night. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you can’t beat ‘em, hire someone to do it. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Ya Basta. No mas. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Some days, it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you want a good harvest come Fall, you best sow good seeds this Spring. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Pigs get fat; hogs get slaughtered. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Just because a chicken has wings don’t mean it can fly. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: We don’t need daylight savings. Just, get it together and manage your time better. #MamaSaid