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mariokiefer
May 19, 20201 min read
Out and About
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I was out and about this last weekend and I could not believe the number of people that I saw out and...
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mariokiefer
May 12, 20201 min read
That's what I said
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Nobody was outraged by what I said. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
May 5, 20201 min read
Strange Days
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! It turns out truth IS stranger than fiction. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Apr 28, 20201 min read
Hyperbole
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! All of this excessive hyperbole is killing trillions of people! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Apr 21, 20201 min read
The past always comes back.
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody got chocolate in my peanut butter! Somebody got peanut butter in my chocolate! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Apr 14, 20201 min read
Curtains
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My nosy neighbors closed their curtains and now I can’t see inside their house. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Apr 7, 20201 min read
Exercise
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I exercised yesterday and didn’t even lose a single pound. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Mar 31, 20201 min read
Frozen Food
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My frozen food never looks like the picture on the package. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Mar 27, 20201 min read
Gas Tank
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Why, just the other day, because Driver hadn’t filled...
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mariokiefer
Mar 24, 20201 min read
Instant Coffee
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My instant coffee takes too long. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Mar 17, 20201 min read
Vegans
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The steak house didn’t serve vegan food!. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Mar 10, 20201 min read
One size fits all
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! They lie when they say that one size fits all. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Mar 3, 20201 min read
Manners
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why hasn’t the school taught my child manners, yet? #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Feb 11, 20201 min read
Chicken
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! They wouldn’t let me bring my emotional service chicken onto the airplane. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Feb 4, 20201 min read
Resist the Sin
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The little Priestesses of Gluttony are tempting man with their sin-filled cookies again....
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mariokiefer
Jan 28, 20201 min read
Outrage
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I saw a woman in the men’s room. She didn’t wash her hands before she left. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Jan 14, 20201 min read
AAAAAAARRRRRRGHH!
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I don’t know what about, but give me a moment to find something. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Jan 7, 20201 min read
Flying Cars
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! It is 2020. Elon Musk can make a “bullet proof” car, but where is my flying vehicle that I was...
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mariokiefer
Dec 31, 20191 min read
Holiday Outrage
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The holidays aren’t quite over yet and my pants are already telling me to stop celebrating! How dare...
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mariokiefer
Dec 24, 20191 min read
Die Hard Outrage
I am absolutely outraged! Some people think that “Die Hard” is a Christmas Movie! #OutrageTuesday
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