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mariokiefer
Aug 10, 20211 min read
Olympics
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I just found out that Nekkid Wesson Oil Twister is NOT an Olympic sport. Why has my trainer been...
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mariokiefer
Aug 3, 20211 min read
Empty
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I saw a fully stocked refrigerator for sale online and it was so cool that I bought it. But when I...
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mariokiefer
Jul 27, 20211 min read
Binary Code
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Computers are still based on binary code! They need to get Woke! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Jul 20, 20211 min read
The Fly
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I STILL don’t know why the old lady swallowed the fly! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Jul 13, 20211 min read
Madness!
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Dogs and cats living together! Utter madness! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Jul 6, 20211 min read
Mas tortillas, por favor.
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a Mexican restaurant and my fajitas came with only two tortillas! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Jun 29, 20211 min read
Why?
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Does it even matter why? #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Jun 22, 20211 min read
The Last Straw
This is the last straw! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Jun 15, 20211 min read
If the Shoe Fits
I'm outraged! Absolutely outraged! My outrage won't fit on a sign. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Jun 8, 20211 min read
Politicians
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Our politicians behave as poorly as the rest of us! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Jun 1, 20211 min read
Exhausted
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I am just too tired to be outraged today, but I can not find a place to outsource my outrage....
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mariokiefer
May 25, 20211 min read
Wither the Green
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My bag of M&M’s only had two green ones! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
May 18, 20211 min read
Mother Nature
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Has anyone even asked Mother Nature about a preferred pronoun? #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
May 11, 20211 min read
The Competition
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! It seems that too many are now competing with each other to see who can be offended by the dumbest...
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mariokiefer
May 4, 20211 min read
In Vino Veritas
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! In vino veritas (in wine there is truth). So, the other spirts have been lying to me all of these...
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mariokiefer
Apr 27, 20211 min read
NWO
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The new world order has not been very orderly. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Apr 20, 20211 min read
Pets
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a restaurant and five different tables had people who had brought their dogs with them -...
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mariokiefer
Apr 13, 20211 min read
Guardians
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Little monsters keep walking through the cross walk. What good are crossing guards if they don’t...
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mariokiefer
Mar 30, 20211 min read
Discounts
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Even though he only has to check one eye, when I go to the eye doctor he refuses to give me a 50%...
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mariokiefer
Mar 23, 20211 min read
Early
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! It’s early. Give me an hour. #OutrageTuesday
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