Outrage 9/12

mariokiefer

Mar 16, 20211 min read

Tomorrow

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Tomorrow never comes! #OutrageTuesday

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mariokiefer

Mar 9, 20211 min read

Inflation

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I did not buy more Dr. Seuss books before the prices skyrocketed. #OutrageTuesday

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mariokiefer

Mar 9, 20211 min read

Puh-tay-toe, Puh-tah-toe

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People try to assign a gender to the potato when clearly the potato should choose its own....

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mariokiefer

Mar 2, 20211 min read

Forbidden Fruit

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The tomato is a fraud! It’s is a fruit that masquerades as a vegetable! #OutrageTuesday

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mariokiefer

Feb 23, 20211 min read

Outrage Outage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Power outages; water outages; but never is there an outage of outrage. #OutrageTuesday

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mariokiefer

Feb 9, 20211 min read

Stranger in the House

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Some strange old man keeps looking at me from my mirror! #OutrageTuesday

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mariokiefer

Feb 2, 20211 min read

Clear

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I thought the doctor was referring to the defibrillator when he called “clear”, then I realized he...

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mariokiefer

Jan 26, 20211 min read

Cookie Monster

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody ate all my cookies! #OutrageTuesday

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mariokiefer

Jan 19, 20211 min read

But I Participated!

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Where are my lottery winnings? I should at least get something for participating. #OutrageTuesday

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mariokiefer

Jan 12, 20211 min read

Sleepwalking

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! It has become self-evident that many “woke” people are really sleep walking. #OutrageTuesday

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mariokiefer

Jan 5, 20211 min read

The Bed

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning! #OutrageTuesday

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mariokiefer

Dec 29, 20201 min read

Two Days!

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Two days is not enough time to complete my 2020 resolutions. #OutrageTuesday

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mariokiefer

Dec 22, 20201 min read

Moonlighting

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! When I called the North Pole to inquire after my Christmas order, the Elf on the phone told me that...

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mariokiefer

Dec 15, 20201 min read

Decisions

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! When I heard the man singing a Christmas Carol outside of the store, I wasn’t certain whether I...

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mariokiefer

Dec 8, 20201 min read

Reindeer Games

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Due to the pandemic, this year’s Reindeer games have been canceled. #OutrageTuesday

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mariokiefer

Dec 1, 20201 min read

Lines

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to the store and had to stand in line! #OutrageTuesday

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mariokiefer

Nov 24, 20201 min read

Something so Fowl

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! By turducken: Nobody should ever stuff a turkey with something so fowl! #OutrageTuesday #GivingThanks

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mariokiefer

Nov 17, 20201 min read

Natural Selection

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! By all of the selective outrage. #OutrageTuesday

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mariokiefer

Nov 10, 20201 min read

Sweet & Sour

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Someone gave me sugar that turned out to be salt. #OutrageTuesday

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mariokiefer

Oct 27, 20201 min read

The Outlaw

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I fought the law, but the law won. #OutrageTuesday

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