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unsubscribe
Why am I perpetually unsubscribing from things to which I never subscribed? #PetPeeves
mariokiefer
Apr 25, 20241 min read
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AITA
Every time I see one of those “AITA” posts, without reading them I want to respond simply, “Yes.” #PetPeeves
mariokiefer
Apr 11, 20241 min read
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Brunch
If your website advertises brunch, you should probably serve brunch - not wait until I am there to put up a sign that say you don’t....
mariokiefer
Feb 22, 20241 min read
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Trauma
COLLEGE STUDENT: What do you have to say to those people who are traumatized by your words? ME: Child, come back and talk to me when you...
mariokiefer
Jan 25, 20241 min read
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Speed Limit
No matter how closely you ride my ass, the speed limit doesn’t change because you are in a hurry. #PetPeeves
mariokiefer
Jan 18, 20241 min read
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55 MPH
The speed limit is 55. Why are the two cars (one in each lane) ahead of me traveling at 35 when there are no other cars around? #PetPeeves
mariokiefer
Jan 4, 20241 min read
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Elvish
Elves. Need I say more? #PetPeeves
mariokiefer
Dec 21, 20231 min read
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Congestion
Speed limit signs in heavy congestion are just mocking you. #PetPeeves
mariokiefer
Dec 14, 20231 min read
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No Labels
Why does the Christmas decorations box labeled “Mantle” have the tree skirt and topper inside? #PetPeeves
mariokiefer
Dec 7, 20231 min read
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10 for 20
Ten minutes of commercials for each twenty minutes of show. #PetPeeves
mariokiefer
Nov 29, 20231 min read
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Frequent Flyers
Dear Big Business, I thank you yet again for the umpteenth flyer in my mailbox begging me to switch to your service — even though we have...
mariokiefer
Nov 9, 20231 min read
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You're Welcome
You seem to think that “thank you” is a dirty word. You’re welcome nonetheless. #PetPeeves
mariokiefer
Nov 2, 20231 min read
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car seats
Back in my day when the family went on an outing we four kids sat on the back bench seat of the car. Today, the people who complain...
mariokiefer
Oct 19, 20231 min read
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Shopping
Obviously, I am in your way. By all means, please go ahead and push me over as you rush to get that oh-so-important bag of organic...
mariokiefer
Oct 5, 20231 min read
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Press 1
Why must I press 1 for English when you don’t speak it anyway? #PetPeeves
mariokiefer
Sep 28, 20231 min read
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Yuck
People. #PetPeeves
mariokiefer
Sep 21, 20231 min read
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Insufficient
Please tap card. Tap not enabled, please insert card. Chip not enable, please swipe card. Jump up and down on one leg. Do the Hokey...
mariokiefer
Sep 14, 20231 min read
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Quick Question
When people start their emails or texts with “quick question” the answer never is quick. #PetPeeves
mariokiefer
Sep 7, 20231 min read
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Get Up!
Waking before the sun. #PetPeeves
mariokiefer
Aug 31, 20231 min read
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Mediocre
When I order delivery the food is overpriced and cold. I pay a delivery fee and tip. I get a mediocre meal if I am lucky. When I go out...
mariokiefer
Aug 17, 20231 min read
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