MARIO KIEFER

When I order delivery the food is overpriced and cold. I pay a delivery fee and tip. I get a mediocre meal if I am lucky. When I go out...

You know someone is lying when the seller says that your package will arrive today, but the delivery company says they haven’t picked it...

If it’s shut when you arrive, it should be shut when you leave. #PetPeeves

When will they make trash bins that take themselves out? #PetPeeves

Is it really a “higher than usual” call volume if the recording says it each and each and every time I call? #PetPeeves

Why don’t these new AI applications that speak to us use Majel Barrett-Roddenberry’s voice? #PetPeeves

You are sitting right there, but it’s too much trouble to replace the toilet paper roll? #PetPeeves

If time is fleeting why do the days last so long? #PetPeeves

Let me get this straight - you want to charge me a $5.00 “convenience” fee . . . to pay YOUR bill? #PetPeeves

Shopping carts belong in the corral - not in a parking space. #PetPeeves

Must the filling fall out of the sandwich when we bite? #PetPeeves

You will never find where you are going with your face buried in your phone. #PetPeeves

You cannot get into the elevator if you won’t let me out. #PetPeeves

Dear Retailers: What’s the point of points I cannot use? #PetPeeves

Can I go just one month without someone insisting that I celebrate their special I-demand-we-celebrate-[insert-my-cause-celeb]-here day?...

Coffee should just come out of the faucet each morning. #PetPeeves

I went to the grocery store and used self check out. The machine then asked for a tip. #PetPeeves

No, I will not say it again. #PetPeeves

If this is what it’s like to be woke, can I just go back to sleep? #PetPeeves

Do birds intentionally wait for us outside of the carwash? #PetPeeves