MARIO KIEFER

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I had an Irish breakfast on Cinco de Mayo. I will now...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I paid an expert to state the obvious. I will now go...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I am a glutton for cinnamon. I will now go say five...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been a few weeks week since my last confession. I complained about how much people complain....

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I am not sure how long it has been since my last confession. I went out of the house not having...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. What have you done my child? D) all of the above I...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. IIt has been two weeks since my last confession. I reprogrammed my remotes so that I can control my...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I made myself employee of the month even though I...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I told someone the truth who didn’t want to hear it....

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. When someone rings my doorbell unexpectedly, I...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Sometimes when I am in the grocery store and nobody...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I ate the entire box of See’s candies. I will now go...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I bought canned black eyed peas instead of fresh. I...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. When my partner got me nothing for Christmas, I...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s me, It has been one week since my last confession. I told the cashier at the store that I would...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I signed my neighbor up for a gay dating site but...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. At the store I was helped by a clerk and when the...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been three weeks since my last confession. I committed six of the seven deadly sins: I was...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been two weeks since my last confession. I lie to my dog. I let him think that I don’t know...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s me, Dog. It has been one week since my last confession. Sometimes at night while daddy is...