MARIO KIEFER

Mortgage rates are set to combust But the Emperor won’t let you go bust On this you can bet, He’ll distribute the debt To those whose...

A.I. is now all the rage And our minds we’ll soon disengage. Remove all your thought And you’ll not be distraugt Until we are all in our...

The Emperor will often profess He’s done nothing at all to confess “We’ve done nothing wrong. But to keep freedom strong, It’s your...

Democracy we know is at stake So his enemies the Emperor must break All in due time He’ll charge him the crime Does it matter if the...

The Emperor’s Court need not explain Their actions to the people mundane. They will do as they will To the people until The last days of...

Laughter has become very sparse But this play is surely a farce. One can’t laugh at the joke Under threat of Woke’s yoke And Liberty is...

“We’re transparent,” the Emperor objects When the facts some finally do check And no admission he’s wrong His friends go along And...

Lady Greta proclaims we have sinned And our world’s climate so quickly has thinned. “Don’t use fossil fuel Because its affects may be...

Once Amtrak I thought I would take Cross country my travels to make But trains do derail And continue to fail And we must hide the cause...

The Lady-in-Waiting will project The way that things intersect When math is applied Where politics collide A Venn diagram she hopes will...

The Emperor must ban the gas range “Our systems,” he says, “we must change.” While our opponents’ aggression Continue to threaten His...

I know this card may seem asinine, And accept that you might feel disinclined, But know from the start, You’ve stolen my heart, So now...

His supporters remain unconvinced That the laptop belongs to the Prince Though its authenticity is given Those fans remain driven To deny...

A man once famously spoke Of his dream to throw off the yoke But the dream faded away In the light of the day Once the people he told...

Some will never be satisfied In the treatment of documents classified Whether it’s right or it’s wrong It’s what side that you are one...

It’s so very hard to make change And the things that we choose are so strange But to prove that we care Even with naught to compare We...

We don’t teach our children to pray, Because we want them to find their own way. From our behavior they learn, To scorch earth when they...

For the Emperor’s vision to be well-equipped The people’s voice must surely be stripped The Emperor turns a deaf ear His intent is quite...

Christmas has come and it’s gone, And while we wait for the New Year to dawn Most will rejoice But others still voice Good tidings they...

The Woke run around in their flocks, Looking for those they can block, Then to others beseech “Don’t muzzle our speech” Ours is our sole...