MARIO KIEFER

The Woke run around in their flocks, Looking for those they can block, Then to others beseech “Don’t muzzle our speech” Ours is our sole...

“You’re not being very inclusive,” Some say, “You’re being obtrusive.” ’Tis the season, explain Yet some still complain Only fools think...

The words you speak cause offense, So our outrage now we’ll dispense, While sticks and stones May break our bones It’s from your words we...

There are those who will not give thanks, Despite all in their live that is swank. They’d rather complain And show their disdain Too much...

Elections are only a token With promises perpetually broken You can’t take their word When yours are unheard Into the wind the people...

Each party now gives its own pitch On who they think should be made rich The left or the right The middle despite will open their wallets...

Fifty states in the union, no more. And 51 senators are needed to score. For those things he promotes The Emperor needs eight more votes...

No matter how much the Emperor denies Crime continues to rise If you lock down the guard And give the criminal the yard He’ll go out in...

No matter how much the Emperor contends That inflation is soon at its end If lofty policies remain Without plan for their aim Higher...

It’s your money in that account But if misinformation you do now recount We’ll give you a fine For not towing the line And leave you with...

Democracy is under great threat So the Emperor’s minions do fret To protect from the breach We must curb your speech And your freedoms...

Once the merchant would ask you to pay For the products he had on display He still sells to a shopper But only one who’s deemed proper To...

He who speaks ill of the dead And does so with glee and not dread Will hurt the bereft Without thought for who’s left And heart empty as...

In our city sanctuary’s found, And services are ever abound So, come if you must And this you can trust We will be there if the press is...

The Emperor stands up to speak And paints a picture that seems very bleak It’s for unity, he claims Using words that inflame His faux...

With the press the Emperor interacted And the media fawning reacted “We are so happy to see This transparency” In all of the documents...

In order to deal with the blight Public Health caused many to fight. They admit they were wrong But sing the same song. And promise next...

The Guard conducts its new raid But we all know its just a charade No justice is found When politics abound And tyranny is out on parade....

The Emperor says inflation’s at zero His acting is better than DeNiro While it’s hard to do math, When stuck on your path, Still 8.5...

87,000 new taxing agents To try and test people’s patience. There’s no stealing they say As they take from your pay Now shut up and make...