MARIO KIEFER

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Water has been circulating the earth for four billion years, but after they put it in a bottle they...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I left my ex at the end of the driveway, but the garbage man would not pick him up. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My rage remains in the closet. It refuses to come out! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Mother Nature has gone Woke and now prefers to be called “Non-Gender Specific, Non-Binary, Birthing...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People still can’t spell Albuquerque. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I bought some Coke from the dealer down the street, but it was cut with Pepsi. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I found a wallet in the road but it didn’t have any money in it. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I asked my boss if I could procrastinate on a project, but she said I had to wait! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! While doing shots at the bar, some guy offered me a sex on the beach. It was not what I was...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Rainy days and Mondays always bring me down! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! There is too much sand on the beach. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to an Italian restaurant and the pasta was NOT al dente. Naturally, I called the manager....

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I still don’t know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Everybody wants to control everything except themselves. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! A friend used Miracle Whip instead of Hellman’s in my tunafish sandwich! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I admit that I may have shot the sheriff, but I vehemently deny shooting the deputy! That's...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody ate all my porridge! Somebody sat in my chair! Somebody is sleeping in my bed! And that...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People keep saying I’m outraged, but that’s just disinformation. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I got beat up in my safe space. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! In my dreams last night some friends were very mean, but this morning they will not apologize!...