MARIO KIEFER

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair I did NOT smell colitas, rising up through the air...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! By all the people who use CAPS lock! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Someone left the cake out in the rain! I don’t think that I can take it! It took too long to bake it...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I howled into the wind but it only howled back. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Chicken Little was right! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! There are clowns to the left of me and jokers to the right! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Deer are rutting in the street. It’s like living in Babylon! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! There is neither sand nor witch in my sandwich! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I saw someone wearing blue nail polish! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I received an “anonymous” package in the mail allegedly from an adult website with the website’s name...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! There is just too much whimsy in the world! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I have had that painting of Dorian Gray in my attic for twenty years now and despite the deal, it...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! It’s August and it’s hot! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I just found out that Nekkid Wesson Oil Twister is NOT an Olympic sport. Why has my trainer been...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I saw a fully stocked refrigerator for sale online and it was so cool that I bought it. But when I...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Computers are still based on binary code! They need to get Woke! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I STILL don’t know why the old lady swallowed the fly! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Dogs and cats living together! Utter madness! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a Mexican restaurant and my fajitas came with only two tortillas! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Does it even matter why? #OutrageTuesday