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mariokiefer
Mar 21, 20211 min read
My Fair Share
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I bought a dessert to share with my better half, but...
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mariokiefer
Mar 14, 20211 min read
To Dance
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Sometimes, in the wee hours of the morning, I like...
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mariokiefer
Mar 7, 20211 min read
Tequila
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I had to do something. That tequila just would not...
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mariokiefer
Feb 28, 20211 min read
Ch-Ch-Change
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. When the man outside the store asked me for change, I...
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mariokiefer
Feb 21, 20211 min read
The Snow
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I miss the snow. I will now go say five Hail Mary’s....
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mariokiefer
Feb 14, 20211 min read
Youthful Indiscretion
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. One need not be young to have “youthful...
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mariokiefer
Feb 7, 20211 min read
PJs
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I wore my pajamas to the grocery store because I was...
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mariokiefer
Jan 31, 20211 min read
First Response
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. While at the grocery store, I surreptitiously placed...
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mariokiefer
Jan 24, 20211 min read
Warranty
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I have been calling telemarketers to ask them if...
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mariokiefer
Jan 17, 20211 min read
Isn't It Funny How That Works?
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I conducted a little social experiment on social...
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mariokiefer
Jan 10, 20211 min read
The Parade
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I have never liked parades. I will now go say five...
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mariokiefer
Jan 3, 20211 min read
Knock, Knock
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession I knocked on Heaven’s door . . . then hid behind the...
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mariokiefer
Dec 27, 20201 min read
Resolved
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Every New Year, I have the same resolutions. I will...
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mariokiefer
Dec 20, 20201 min read
Something Sweet
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Someone sent me sweets for Christmas, but I have...
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mariokiefer
Dec 6, 20201 min read
Damned Bastards
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I changed my friend’s autocorrect so that whenever he...
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mariokiefer
Nov 15, 20201 min read
The Things We Do When Alone
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I went to the bathroom at the store and while alone...
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mariokiefer
Nov 8, 20201 min read
Charity Begins at Home
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been two weeks since my last confession. I did not feel charitable toward the man who...
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mariokiefer
Oct 25, 20201 min read
Morning Prayers
No confession today, just a fervent prayer: Dear Lord: Please save me from evil-doers, “woke” warriors, and politicians who are trying to...
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mariokiefer
Oct 18, 20201 min read
The Cookie Monster
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I ate too many cookies. I will now go say five Hail...
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mariokiefer
Oct 11, 20201 min read
Do It Anyway
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I was a perfect angel this week and have nothing to...
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