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mariokiefer
Feb 26, 20241 min read
Obsolete
“We’re getting the language into its final shape – the shape it’s going to have when nobody speaks anything else. When we’ve finished...
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mariokiefer
Feb 25, 20241 min read
All of It
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. What have you done my child? D) all of the above I...
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mariokiefer
Feb 25, 20241 min read
Theft
Taxes are just government sanctioned theft. #SundayTruth
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mariokiefer
Feb 23, 20241 min read
Travel
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Last week I was in Ibiza. The week before I was in Lisbon. Next...
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mariokiefer
Feb 22, 20241 min read
Two
It's like Mama always said: "One plus one equals two - no matter what politicians say." #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
Feb 22, 20241 min read
Brunch
If your website advertises brunch, you should probably serve brunch - not wait until I am there to put up a sign that say you don’t....
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mariokiefer
Feb 21, 20241 min read
Pick Me Up
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: Pick me up. ME: We are at a party. Go play with the other dogs. DOG: Pick me up. ME: You don’t want to play?...
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mariokiefer
Feb 20, 20241 min read
The Dough
Election season’s a go And this all you need know. The richer will get richer Because politicians deliver To their friends they dole out...
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mariokiefer
Feb 20, 20241 min read
Celebrity Speaks
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! A celebrity said something I did not like! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Feb 19, 20241 min read
Legal Tyranny
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice." ~ Charles-Louis de ,...
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mariokiefer
Feb 19, 20245 min read
Grocery Shopping
Then: She lugged the 2 six-packs of empty glass soda bottles into the grocery store. She showed the clerk what she brought in then went...
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mariokiefer
Feb 18, 20241 min read
It Just Is
Opinions are never right or wrong. They just are. #SundayTruth
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mariokiefer
Feb 18, 20241 min read
The Game
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. IIt has been two weeks since my last confession. I reprogrammed my remotes so that I can control my...
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mariokiefer
Feb 14, 20241 min read
Sad Eyes
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: [Sigh] ME: Don’t give me that sad face. DOG: [Sigh] ME: You knocked the cord from the wall and unplugged my...
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mariokiefer
Feb 7, 20241 min read
Always
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME: I have decided to change your name. DOG: What? I like my name! ME: We are going to call you . . . Sometimes....
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mariokiefer
Feb 6, 20241 min read
Garage Sale
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a garage sale but they would not sell me the garage! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Feb 6, 20241 min read
Warning
In the seventies it was all the rage To warn of the coming ice age But when the weather got warm, They had to transform. So now it’s...
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mariokiefer
Feb 5, 20241 min read
Treasure
"Now they stood beside the treasure, On the mountain, dark and red, Turned the stone and looked beneath it . . . ‘Peace on Earth’ was all...
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mariokiefer
Feb 4, 20241 min read
Employee of the Month
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I made myself employee of the month even though I...
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mariokiefer
Feb 4, 20241 min read
Seats
You can’t sell what you don’t got - unless you are an airline booking seats. #SundayTruth
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