MARIO KIEFER

Might as well do it: You are damned if you do and you’re damned if don’t. #SundayTruth

"Remember how small a part you are of the universal nature; how small a moment of the whole duration is appointed for you; and how small...

Love is a four-letter word. #SundayTruth

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. When I invited a friend for dinner, I had to force him...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Every four years we have a change but it all stays the same! #Outrage

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but...

Gratuity (noun): something given VOLUNTARILY or beyond obligation usually for some service. (Merriam-Webster dictionary) [emphasis added]...

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. I no longer have bougie friends so I have no idea what their...

It’s like Mama always said: “You better shop around.” #MamaSaid

Do not act like I am responsible for your choices. #PetPeeve

It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: Why do you leave me? ME:    I am just going to get the mail. DOG: You always go away. ME: I will be right...

It’s because of their expertise. We listen and obey their decrees But when bureaucrats  rule And think you the fool. Democracy falls to...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Senseless tragedy is all around, but nowhere can I find a sensible one! #Outrage

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned in life: It goes on." ~ Robert Frost #FavoriteQuotes

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. I will not tip a rude and surly server. I will now go...

It isn’t “self check out” if a cashier must reset the machine during every single use. #SundayTruth

It's like Mama always said: If you can’t say something nice, stfu. #MamaSaid

Some self-serve gas station pumps now have an option to tip. #PetPeeves

DOG: What are you doing? ME:   Setting up the doggie-cam. DOG: What for? ME: So that I can check on you when I am not here and make sure...

You simply don’t have the intelligence And so we offer our benevolence. Do as we say, And do it our way. And respectfully give us your...