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mariokiefer
Jun 9, 20241 min read
IMHO
There is no such thing as an unbiased opinion. #SundayTruth
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mariokiefer
Jun 7, 20241 min read
Stock & Trade
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Puppy lost 15% of his portfolio in the stock market....
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mariokiefer
Jun 6, 20241 min read
Complaining
It’s like Mama always said: If you didn’t do it or pay for it don’t bitch about it. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
Jun 6, 20241 min read
What did you say?
I literally just said what you are saying. #PetPeeves
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mariokiefer
Jun 5, 20241 min read
Hehehehehe
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME: What are you doing out there? DOG: Digging a hole. ME: Are you looking for something? DOG: No. ME: Are...
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mariokiefer
Jun 4, 20241 min read
Remarkable
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Someone was outraged by my remarks! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Jun 4, 20241 min read
Fealty
It’s an essential part of our liturgy, That in order to ensure your good liberty, Our doctrines obeyed, There’s no need persuade, You...
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mariokiefer
Jun 3, 20241 min read
I Agree/Disagree
"Since when do you have to agree with people to defend them from injustice?" ~ Lillian Hellman
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mariokiefer
Jun 2, 20241 min read
Is that you, Dorian?
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. When I changed my driver’s license, I had them...
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mariokiefer
Jun 2, 20241 min read
Which Side?
A Republican candidate for president goes on trial and the Left shouts, “He’s a criminal!” while the Right retorts, “It’s only paperwork...
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mariokiefer
May 30, 20241 min read
Again
It's like Mama always said: Go do it again - so you learn not to. #Mama
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mariokiefer
May 30, 20241 min read
Schedulin
You knew it was a holiday weekend, so why did you schedule only one cashier to man your fourteen registers? #PetPeeves
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mariokiefer
May 28, 20241 min read
Silence
We must atone for our sins, That’s how rapprochement begins, You must silence your speech, If it’s not what we teach, Or else fascism...
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mariokiefer
May 28, 20241 min read
No Name
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a bar called “Cheers” but nobody knew my name! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
May 26, 20241 min read
Who?
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I rode through the desert on a horse with no name. I...
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mariokiefer
May 26, 20241 min read
Control
Phone trees are not about convenience. The push for electric cars is not about saving the environment. The push for self-checkout is not...
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mariokiefer
May 24, 20241 min read
Ain't What It Used To Be
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Having a million dollar home used to mean something....
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mariokiefer
May 23, 20241 min read
Get it done
It's like Mama always said: If you want it done, you gotta do it yourself. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
May 23, 20241 min read
Would you . . .
Why must you wait until I walk away then ask me to come back for something? #PetPeeves
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mariokiefer
May 22, 20241 min read
Jack
It’s a Dog’s Life . . . ME: What do you have in your mouth? DOG: [Chew. Chew. Chew.] ME: Give me that! DOG: No. [Chew. Chew. Chew.]...
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