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Hating Season
While the elves were busy creating, Others were busy berating, “Don’t sing that song Your holiday’s wrong!” If only we’d all stop the...
mariokiefer
Dec 26, 20231 min read
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Dear Santa
Dear Santa, I know that my letter this year is a little late since Christmas is only one week away now. I apologize for my tardiness....
mariokiefer
Dec 17, 20231 min read
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Bad Santa
Excited on Christmas morning and wanting to open his presents, Johnny burst into his parent’s bedroom. He was horrified to find Mommy...
mariokiefer
Dec 14, 20221 min read
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Merry Christmas
“You’re not being very inclusive,” Some say, “You’re being obtrusive.” ’Tis the season, explain Yet some still complain Only fools think...
mariokiefer
Dec 13, 20221 min read
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New Year
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Handyman has been so busy of late. It’s January 7 and...
mariokiefer
Jan 7, 20221 min read
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Supply Chain Issues
Thank you for shipping that Christmas present in time for New Year’s Day. #PetPeeveThursday
mariokiefer
Dec 30, 20211 min read
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No Deposit, No Return
The gift you were given may not be what you want, but it just might be what you need. #SundayTruth
mariokiefer
Dec 26, 20211 min read
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Re-Gifted
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Because my friend re-gifted something I gave her last...
mariokiefer
Dec 26, 20211 min read
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The Roof
He heard the pitter pater of tiny hooves on the roof. They were not from Santa’s reindeer. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory
mariokiefer
Dec 22, 20211 min read
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White Christmas
Snow falls from the sky And blankets the ground below It’s white Christmas dreams #HaikuWednesday
mariokiefer
Dec 22, 20211 min read
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Christmas Karens
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People should not sing Christmas carols. They should sing Christmas Karens, instead! #OutrageTuesday
mariokiefer
Dec 21, 20211 min read
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Always
He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory
mariokiefer
Dec 15, 20211 min read
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Dear Santa
Dear Santa: I know I made some mistakes this year. Maybe, I could have been a little less snarky at times. Biting my tongue and holding...
mariokiefer
Dec 10, 20213 min read
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Elves
Each December when he heard the tap-tap-tap of the elves busy in the workshop, he felt his anticipation for Christmas Day rise. This...
mariokiefer
Dec 8, 20211 min read
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Not Yet!
Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If you don’t like early Christmas...
mariokiefer
Nov 29, 20211 min read
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Happy Holy Days
I do not understand why some atheists insist that people say “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas”. Do they not realize that the...
mariokiefer
Nov 28, 20211 min read
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The Magic of Christmas
As a child, Christmas was always a magical time. It began the day after Thanksgiving. It was that morning when the Christmas Spirit...
mariokiefer
Dec 24, 20205 min read
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Home Fires Burning
It really burns Santa’s ass when people leave the fire going overnight on Christmas Eve. #PetPeeveThursday
mariokiefer
Dec 24, 20201 min read
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What a Ham
Before bed, I left milk and cookies out for Santa. When I woke, the milk and cookies were there, but the Christmas ham had disappeared....
mariokiefer
Dec 23, 20201 min read
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The Greatest Gift
He unwrapped his gift At first the box looked empty Love cannot be seen #HaikuWednesday
mariokiefer
Dec 23, 20201 min read
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