MARIO KIEFER

It’s like Mama always said: “You better shop around.” #MamaSaid

It's like Mama always said: If you can’t say something nice, stfu. #MamaSaid

Whether you are drinking the red Kool-Aid or the blue Kool-Aid, you are still drinking the Kool-Aid. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you don’t like the way the tale is told, do your own narrating. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “If you’re gonna preach to the choir get to the Amen.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “If you lie down with fleas you might get a dog.” I used to think she was saying it wrong, but now I...

It’s like Mama always said: “Instead of crying over spilt milk, get your ass up and clean the mess.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “In politics, red or blue don’t matter.  It’s only about the green.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: There ain’t no such thing as an honest politician. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: In time you will understand that while the days might drag on the years pass in the blink of an eye. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “Just 'cause you can justify it don’t make it just.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Being “liked” don’t pay the bills. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Keep acting like a rooster and I’ll turn you into a feather duster. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you didn’t do it or pay for it don’t bitch about it. #MamaSaid

It's like Mama always said: Go do it again - so you learn not to. #Mama

It's like Mama always said: If you want it done, you gotta do it yourself. #MamaSaid

It's like Mama always said: You catch more flies with honey but who wants to catch flies? #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “All the shoulda, woulda, coulda’s don’t change the what is.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: It all comes out in the wash - except for blood. That sticks. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you want to be respected, be respectable. #MamaSaid