MARIO KIEFER

It’s like Mama always said: CHILD: Mama, my teacher yelled at me for talking in class. MAMA: Were you talking in class? CHILD: Yes, MAMA...

It’s like Mama always said: You say that you “need” that thing. Let me tell you something: You “need” food, clothing, and shelter....

It's like Mama always said: If I want your opinion, I will tell you what it is. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you can’t be nice, be the good kind of naughty. #MamaSaid

It's like Mama always said: Because I said so. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: You can lead a man to water, but you cannot make him think. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: I find that when people don’t mind their manners it’s usually because they have neither manners nor mind....

It’s like Mama always said: If you are going to raise Hell, best make sure you’re right with Heaven first. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: It is not my job to do for you, but to teach you to do for yourself. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Never bury strangers in your back yard - that’s meant for family. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Don’t matter who’s to blame if it don’t get fixed. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Politicians and televangelists are cut from the same cloth. The only god they worship is the Almighty...

It’s like Mama always said: Most people tell the hole truth - in that it's full of holes. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Don’t mount a high horse if you don’t know how to ride. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: I am not so much worried about Big Brother as I am about Big Nanny. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: People these days could start a fight in an empty house. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: What’s good for the goose may be good for the gander but they both still get cooked. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Looking for someone else to fix your problems is like looking for the Tooth Fairy to bring you Christmas...

It’s like Mama always said: If you want something, you gotta work for it. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you don’t have something to say, keep your mouth shut. #MamaSaid