MARIO KIEFER

It’s like Mama always said: You could have done what I asked you to do in half the time that you spent telling me why you can’t. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: You don’t live longer in the city; it just feels that way. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Even if you gave that boy two pennies, he still wouldn’t have any sense. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you won't eat what I cooked, you must not be that hungry. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: My children were always perfect angels, but only when they slept. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Raising a child is like writing a fairy tale. How it ends up depends on the story you tell. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Take your damned hat off -- the sun ain’t shining through the roof. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you can’t beat ‘em, hire someone to do it. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Ya Basta. No mas. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you want a good harvest come Fall, you best sow good seeds this Spring. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Pigs get fat; hogs get slaughtered. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Just because a chicken has wings don’t mean it can fly. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: We don’t need daylight savings. Just, get it together and manage your time better. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said, It’s better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. (And, Don’t I know it.) #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said, The thing about politicians is they know more ways to take your money than a room full of lawyers. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said, No matter how much water you bail out of the basement, it’s still gonna flood if you don’t fix the leak....

It’s like Mama always said, Before you raise a little hell, make sure you are right with heaven. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Even the devil was an angel in the beginning. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Some people just argue to hear themselves speak. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Most will only hear the music and not pay attention to the lyrics. #MamaSaid