MARIO KIEFER

It’s like Mama always said: Good silently goes to sleep while evil thumps its chest proclaiming its virtue. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Nothing really changes except the names and the places. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: It’s good to have friends in high places, but you still want to keep a few in those low ones. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If the dog won’t stop barking, muzzle it. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: No matter how crowded, there is always room for another person at the table. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: It’s important to vote. How else will you know who’s stealing your money? #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “You gotta pay the fiddler - whether or not you liked the music.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “You gotta dance with the one who brung you, so take no invite from the Devil -- and mind who walks you...

It’s like Mama always said: Most people’s promises are as empty as their heads. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: I don’t repeat gossip. So, listen carefully the first time. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Time waits for no man - and neither should we. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: Fighting fire with fire only burns everything down. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: People lie. Don’t pay no mind to what they say. Pay attention to what they do. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: The reason people laugh is to keep them from crying. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: If you are gonna put your eggs in one basket, best make sure there lot’s of cushion. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama said: SON: Mom, I’m gay MOM: I always wanted you to be happy. #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “You better shop around.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: “I brought you into this world and I can take you out.” #MamaSaid

It’s like Mama always said: "If you spend all of your pretty in one place you will only have ugly left to dole out." #MamaSaid

The only certain things in this life are death and taxes - and that everyone will try to avoid both. #MamaSaid