MARIO KIEFER

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Winter is coming and not a white walker in sight! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! We should use the word “correspondence” and the word “mail” should be stricken from the lexicon. It...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My lawn is covered in leaves! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Hot, cold, hot, cold, hot cold. Make up your mind, Mother Nature! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! There is nothing new under the sun. #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody said “hello” to me. Don’t they realize that hello has the word “hell” in it? #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I asked my boss if I could procrastinate on a project, but she said I had to wait! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! While doing shots at the bar, some guy offered me a sex on the beach. It was not what I was...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Rainy days and Mondays always bring me down! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! There is too much sand on the beach. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to an Italian restaurant and the pasta was NOT al dente. Naturally, I called the manager....

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! A friend used Miracle Whip instead of Hellman’s in my tunafish sandwich! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I admit that I may have shot the sheriff, but I vehemently deny shooting the deputy! That's...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody ate all my porridge! Somebody sat in my chair! Somebody is sleeping in my bed! And that...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People keep saying I’m outraged, but that’s just disinformation. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I got beat up in my safe space. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! In my dreams last night some friends were very mean, but this morning they will not apologize!...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I don’t have the energy to be outraged. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I slapped somebody once and nobody made a meme out of it! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My nosy neighbor knocked on my door and asked me what I was doing. I said, “Nothing.” He told me he...