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mariokiefer
Feb 6, 20241 min read
Garage Sale
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a garage sale but they would not sell me the garage! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Jan 30, 20241 min read
Fact Check
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Social Media “fact checked” my outrage! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Jan 23, 20241 min read
righty eyety
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! When looking for sunglasses, why do they always put the price sticker on the left lens? #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Jan 16, 20241 min read
The List
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I lost my phonebook and now cannot recall who’s on my s*** list! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Jan 9, 20241 min read
Sock it to me!
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I think there is something wrong with my dryer. It keeps spitting out mismatched socks. It happened...
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mariokiefer
Jan 2, 20241 min read
Grounded
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Henry Ford first patented a flying car concept in 1910. It’s been over a hundred years. Why am I...
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mariokiefer
Dec 12, 20231 min read
Where are you going?
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My dog follows me around like a lost puppy! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Dec 5, 20231 min read
He Ain't Heavy -- He's My . . .
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! When my brother lost ten pounds, he gave them to me! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Nov 28, 20231 min read
What a heel.
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! They put two heels in my loaf of bread. #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Nov 7, 20231 min read
Money
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Standing in line at the store, the person in front of me paid with cash! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Oct 31, 20231 min read
Boo
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! All these spirits run by the house but none pause to pour! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Oct 17, 20231 min read
2 Minutes
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The posted hours for the restaurant are until 10:00 pm. I was clearly there by 9:58 pm, but they...
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mariokiefer
Oct 3, 20231 min read
Takes a Lickin'
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The dog licks my plate when I am done, but he doesn’t let me lick his! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Aug 15, 20231 min read
Spirit Animals
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My spirit animal is a platypus. #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Jul 18, 20231 min read
01 10 01 10
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! They keep making computer code binary! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Jul 11, 20231 min read
Taxing
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The current tax on tea should lead to rebellion! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Jul 4, 20231 min read
Bullfrogs
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! With apologies to Three Dog Night, Jeremiah was a bullfrog and he was a good friend of mine, but I...
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mariokiefer
Jun 20, 20231 min read
That's Hot
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The weather is hot in the summer. #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Jun 6, 20231 min read
Just Because
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I don’t why. Just because I can be. #Outrage
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mariokiefer
May 30, 20231 min read
Sorry, Try Again
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I am trying to win a soda company’s contest, but no matter how many times I put the cap back on then...
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