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mariokiefer
May 23, 20231 min read
Cheerio
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Did you know that children sometimes will eat Cheerios without milk? #Outrage
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mariokiefer
May 16, 20231 min read
Chasing Tail
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! No matter how much I chase my tail, I never catch it! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
May 9, 20231 min read
Chasing Tail
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! No matter how much I chase my tail, I never catch it! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
May 2, 20231 min read
Keep Truckin'
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! With apologies to The Little River Band, Why does the lonesome loser keep on trying? #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Apr 25, 20231 min read
I Am
With apologies to Neil Diamond, I am outraged! Absolutely outraged "I am ... I said to no one there and no one heard at all not even the...
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mariokiefer
Apr 11, 20231 min read
9 Minutes
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! No matter how many times I hit snooze the alarm it still goes off every nine minutes! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Mar 28, 20231 min read
Life Insurance
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Why do they call it “life” insurance if they only pay out when you die? #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Mar 21, 20231 min read
Bloom
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Even when I am in a bad mood flowers still bloom. #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Mar 14, 20231 min read
Gypsies, Tramps, & Thieves
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! In the dark of night around 2:00 AM this last Sunday, a thief stole an hour from me! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Mar 7, 20231 min read
Those Lips
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Today they have entire shows dedicated to lip-syncing, but when Milli Vanilla did it people were...
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mariokiefer
Feb 28, 20231 min read
Youth
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I was born too young. #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Feb 21, 20231 min read
Prime Time
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I learned from a CNN commentator that women are passed their prime after fifty! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Feb 14, 20231 min read
Valentine's Day
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My husband won’t let me spend Valentine’s Day with my boyfriend! #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Feb 7, 20231 min read
Rug Rats
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My friend’s home is filled with rug rats. #Outrage
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mariokiefer
Jan 31, 20231 min read
Bucket List
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! While everybody else is talking about their bucket lists, all I have is a f*ck-it list. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Jan 24, 20231 min read
Oh, Baby
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I couldn’t find baby formula at the store and now my baby won’t rise. #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Jan 17, 20231 min read
It's My Party
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Don’t tell me not to cry! Nobody knows where Johnny has gone and Judy left the same time. And why...
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mariokiefer
Jan 10, 20231 min read
No Problem
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People say I got a drinking problem, but I got no problem drinking at all! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Jan 3, 20231 min read
Resolved
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I already broke my resolution not to make resolutions! #OutrageTuesday
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mariokiefer
Dec 27, 20221 min read
Want Not, Waist Got
I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My waistline is increasing at a rate greater than inflation! #OutrageTuesday
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