MARIO KIEFER

“This virus cannot kill off the whole of humankind without first killing off its humanity. Man fears that at the End of Days, demons from...

Some choices have become quite routine And some say we must intervene “My body my choice,” Others shout in their voice Except when it...

The vaccinated often are cocky Though the science remains very rocky Those who aren’t jabbed Will surely be nabbed But it’s nothing but...

In order to stay virus free To eat, you must show your ID But not at the polls Where everyone goes Those booths remain virus free #Limerick

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! What happened to epsilon, zeta, eta, theta, iota, kappa, lambda, mu, nu, and xi? They got no respect....

Vaccines protect from infection Coming from any direction “All must be jabbed,” The politicians, they gabbed “We have an upcoming...

This pandemic never will end No matter how many may mend It’s about all the science Ignore studys’ defiance Politics is is what we...

Chicken Little ran around calling This virus is truly appalling! Keep grandma at bay And your family away Before the sky starts...

Effective 09/10/2021 BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH . . . We no longer require your cooperation.

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective Immediately Doctors have diagnosed a single case of the cooties in America. Given how easily this...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 12:01 A.M. 08/15/2021 Public Heath hereby orders that you voluntarily do what you are ordered to do....

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 08/10/2021 In order to mitigate the effects of the Delta variant, Public Health orders that we return...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective August 8, 2021 Whereas, Janis Joplin once famously sang that freedom is just another word for nothing...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 08/07/2021 After 18 months of intensive study by a panel of independent, non-partisan experts, Public...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective 12:01 PM July 31, 2021 The vaccine will protect you from infection with the virus, but mask up...

Throughout history, mankind has survived far worse pandemics than COVID-19 and, yet, here we are. So, I am not worried that COVID may...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective Immediately Social Media platforms must now tag EVERYTHING with the "Visit the COVID-19 Information...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective Immediately It is imperative that everyone wear a mask and get vaccinated to protect the vaccinated...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective May 1, 2021. Despite the prevalence of vaccines, Public Health has determined that the threat of...

BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH Effective retroactively to 1/1/1999 Yesterday Public Health issued new mask guidelines to clear up confusion...