MARIO KIEFER

Politics is only a sport And facts they’ll often distort Right and wrong have no weight In the world they create What matters is who you...

The Great Ship is long underway But from her course she certainly strays Up to the brink She drowns in the drink While the band continues...

“SCOTUS is a tool of the right,” Say the Woke as they ready to fight. “Because we don’t like their ruling, “We'll force some re-tooling —...

America is but an idea That liberty is the real panacea For all of life’s ills, The cure we instill If we avoid collective amnesia....

To equality the Woke does commit A guarantee to those who are “fit” If your opinions are “wrong” Then you don’t belong Still equality’s...

Experience is worth more than gold, But your ways, well, they are very old While they may stand time’s test. We feel we’ve progressed,...

It’s not the Prince but what he adjoins And foreign interests will use all their coin While the Emperor’s daft And won’t see the graft...

The emperor stands there all regal As he clips the wings of the eagle We must start the taxing On those we are axing To pay to those who...

The Emperor knows not where or when In his travels he’s recently been. Where will we be sent, If he knows not where he went And he’s...

Mortgage rates are set to combust But the Emperor won’t let you go bust On this you can bet, He’ll distribute the debt To those whose...

Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If you think it’s unfair that because...

A.I. is now all the rage And our minds we’ll soon disengage. Remove all your thought And you’ll not be distraugt Until we are all in our...

The Emperor will often profess He’s done nothing at all to confess “We’ve done nothing wrong. But to keep freedom strong, It’s your...

Democracy we know is at stake So his enemies the Emperor must break All in due time He’ll charge him the crime Does it matter if the...

The Emperor’s Court need not explain Their actions to the people mundane. They will do as they will To the people until The last days of...

“We’re transparent,” the Emperor objects When the facts some finally do check And no admission he’s wrong His friends go along And...

Once Amtrak I thought I would take Cross country my travels to make But trains do derail And continue to fail And we must hide the cause...

The Lady-in-Waiting will project The way that things intersect When math is applied Where politics collide A Venn diagram she hopes will...

The Emperor must ban the gas range “Our systems,” he says, “we must change.” While our opponents’ aggression Continue to threaten His...

His supporters remain unconvinced That the laptop belongs to the Prince Though its authenticity is given Those fans remain driven To deny...