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Plumbers
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. I caught Plumber snaking Maid’s pipes before he did my own!...
mariokiefer
Sep 8, 20231 min read
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Drought Conditions
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Because of the drought we had start filling the pool with Evian...
mariokiefer
Sep 1, 20231 min read
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Premiers
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Driver was unable to get the Rolls painted pink in time for the...
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Aug 11, 20231 min read
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Sunburn
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Under the sun in 104 degree temperatures, I got burned while...
mariokiefer
Aug 4, 20231 min read
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Housing Shortage
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Daughter wanted a Barbie house, but the price of real estate in...
mariokiefer
Jul 28, 20231 min read
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Grooming
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Puppy doesn’t like the mobile manicurist so now Assistant must...
mariokiefer
Jul 21, 20231 min read
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Decor
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. When my child brought her band friend home for a visit she asked...
mariokiefer
Jul 14, 20231 min read
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Where are you?
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. While visiting a small town, Assistant spent hours trying to find...
mariokiefer
Jul 7, 20231 min read
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Used Homes
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. I love the old Victorian architectural style, but it’s so hard to...
mariokiefer
Jun 23, 20231 min read
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Satin Sheets
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Personal Assistant bought Puppy’s new bedsheets at a discount...
mariokiefer
Jun 2, 20231 min read
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Off Brand
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Personal Barista ran out of my favorite beans and served an off...
mariokiefer
May 26, 20231 min read
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Inflation
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Because of inflation, the cost of buying a politician has gotten...
mariokiefer
May 19, 20231 min read
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Chew Toys
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Prada doesn’t make chew toys for toy dogs....
mariokiefer
May 12, 20231 min read
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I Made That
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Cook has been passing DoorDash off as her own creations!...
mariokiefer
May 5, 20231 min read
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Robbed
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. For $50,000, I commissioned an artist to paint a good portrait of...
mariokiefer
Apr 29, 20231 min read
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Robbed
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. For $50,000, I commissioned an artist to paint a good portrait of...
mariokiefer
Apr 28, 20231 min read
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Cursed
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Maid has been leaving little voodoo dolls around the house. I...
mariokiefer
Apr 21, 20231 min read
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Temps
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Because the areas of my home are often at different temperatures,...
mariokiefer
Apr 14, 20231 min read
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Tell Him . . .
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. I am not speaking to my other half, but Maid now refuses to pass...
mariokiefer
Apr 7, 20231 min read
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Same Ole, Same Ole
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Recently, I had to fly commercial both ways and the airline...
mariokiefer
Mar 31, 20231 min read
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