MARIO KIEFER

He warned his teenagers never to pick up hitchhikers. When he saw the car broken down on the side of the road and the poor soul that...

He was happy when the elves came to work. He didn’t like it when the gnomes came to play. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

He was told he had only six hours to live. Unfortunately, it was at the start of Daylight Savings. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

He had an irrational fear of flying. He took the train. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

He just wanted to sleep until his troubles disappeared. He never woke. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

They said the voices he heard were all in his head. He believed them until he went into the attic. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

Until death they do part, he promised her his heart. When the doctors were done, it still beat within her chest. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

The dead walked wanting only to assuage their appetite. He could no longer differentiate them from the living. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

He never watched the movie “Terminator”. General Smith thought robot soldiers would be a good thing. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

She went to cook on her electric range. It's all about the power, isn't it? #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

He vowed, “’Til death we do part.” Even after, he would not depart. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

He threw out the baby with the bathwater. The new year never came. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

He always loved the feel of Christmas morning when he woke. This year, the season was just too Woke to wake. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

Excited on Christmas morning and wanting to open his presents, Johnny burst into his parent’s bedroom. He was horrified to find Mommy...

Telling Fido to fetch, he threw the ball as far as he could. The ball came back, but Fido could not be found. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

She invited her family for dinner. They would not get into the oven. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

Mistaking their vengeance for justice, the mob chased after the man. Mistaking justice for their vengeance, the man gave himself to the...

The election is over. The election has begun. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

Zombies are walking around. Many of them will vote next week. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

The day arrived, The night never ended. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory