It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
DOG: Why do you leave me?
ME: I am just going to get the mail.
DOG: You always go away.
ME: I will be right back.
DOG: Take me with you.
ME: It’s cold and snowy outside.
DOG: I want to go!
ME: Trust me, you don’t.
DOG: Take me with you!
ME: No.
DOG: Take me with you!
ME: Fine. [Opens door.]
DOG: [Looks outside. Places foot tentatively on stoop. Turns around runs to sofa and buries self under blanket.]
ME: Open the wine.
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