It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
DOG: [Yawn.]
ME: Are you tired?
DOG: Yes.
ME: That’s because you were up all night playing.
DOG: I was not.
ME: What do you call jumping in and out of bed with a toy?
DOG: Well, you were throwing it.
ME: I threw it off the bed so that I could go to sleep.
DOG: And I brought it back. Isn’t that what you call “fetch”?
ME: It wasn’t meant to be.
DOG: If you don’t want me to fetch it, then don’t throw it.
ME: Open the wine.
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