DOG: What are you doing?
ME: Setting up the doggie-cam.
DOG: What for?
ME: So that I can check on you when I am not here and make sure you are okay.
DOG: You mean you are SPYING on me!?!
ME: No, no, no. It’s not like that.
DOG: You cover up the cameras on your TVs and computers, right.
ME: Well, yeah
DOG: Because you think a hacker or the government might watch you. Do you think I like having you watch me?
ME: It’s different. This is for your own good,
DOG: Said every Big Brother ever.
ME: Open the wine.
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