DOG: [Sigh]
ME: Why are you sighing? You have a good life.
DOG: [Silence]
ME: Why are you looking at me like that?
DOG: [Silence]
ME: Pobresito, what’s wrong?
DOG: [Turns head away]
ME: C’mon baby. You know I love you.
DOG: [Harumph]
ME: What’s up? Why are you acting this way?
DOG: [Scornful look]
ME: C’mon. What’s up?
DOG: YOU TOOK MY ‘NADS! YOU TOOK MY ‘NADS! YOU TOOK MY ‘NADS!
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