It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
DOG: What are you trying to pull?
ME: What do you mean?
DOG: This thing in my food bowl.
ME: It’s fowl.
DOG: And?
ME: And what?
DOG: What do you have on your plate?
ME: Ground beef with cabbage and vegetables.
DOG: So you are eating fine cuts of beef while feeding me some foul.
ME: That’s a freshly cooked, fine cut of chicken - all white meat; breast only. I have leftovers from three nights ago.
DOG: So you admit that you have fine meat while trying to serve me lesser foul.
ME: Fowl?
DOG: No - fouL: F-O-U-L, foul. You get the good stuff and give me something foul.
ME: Pass me the wine.
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