Nailed It!

It’s a Dog’s Life . . .

DOG:  [Chew. Chomp. Chew.]

ME:  What are you gnawing on?

DOG: [Looks up innocently.] Nothing.

ME:   What have you got in your mouth?

DOG:  It’s nothing really.

ME: Show it to me.

DOG: I don’t wanna.

ME: Show it to me.

DOG: No.

ME: Show it to me now!

DOG: Fine. [Opens mouth drops rubber strap from flip-flop.]

ME: Did you get hold of my flip-flops again?

DOG: No. That’s not mine.  I don’t know where that came from.  It was already there. I swear.

ME: I see one flip-flop over there.  Where is the other one?

DOG: How would I know? It must have been that other dog that you had visiting the other day.

ME: What other dog?

DOG: You know the one. He looks just like me but he isn’t me.

ME: [Picks up flip-flops and throws them in the trash. Shakes head and walks away.]

DOG: [Whisper to self.] Nailed it!

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