It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
DOG: What is this slop?
ME: Slop? That’s a fine filet.
DOG: It’s overcooked.
ME: It’s medium. I know, medium-rare is better but . . .
DOG: You expect me to eat OVERcooked meat?
ME: Well . . .
DOG: Send it back to the kitchen and make it right. [shaking head]
ME: Open the wine .
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