ME: [With apologies to Eddie Murphy and Rick James, in a sing song voice to the tune of that 1985 hit] My dog likes to potty all the time . . .
DOG: No, I don’t.
ME: . . . potty all the time . . .
DOG: I do not.
ME: . . . potty all the time.
DOG: Why you say that?
ME: My dog likes to potty all the time . . .
DOG: Quit it!
ME: He pooottttties aaaaall the time.
DOG: Open the wine.
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