The Tissue Is . . .

It’s a Dog’s Life . . .

ME: Dog! Get in here!

DOG: What you call me for?

ME: You got into the tissues again.

DOG: So.

ME: Tissues are NOT toys. Play with your toys and stay out of the tissues.

DOG: Toys are boring. Tissues are more fun.

ME: They are not meant for you to play with.

DOG: I am Dog. I play with what I please.

ME: Just who do you think you are?

DOG: Well, you named me.

ME: And what is that name?

DOG: Lucifer Demonseed.

ME: Open the wine.