Treats

And this is why I drink . . .

RIC: Did you feed the dog?

ME: Yes.

RIC: Did you take him outside?

ME: Yes.

RIC: Did he poop and pee?

ME: Yes.

RIC: Did you play with him?

ME: Yes.

RIC: Did you bathe the dog?

ME: Yes.

RIC: Did you give him his medications?

ME: Yes.

RIC: Has he been a good dog?

ME: Yes.

RIC: Ok. I will take over now.

ME: Ok.

RIC: Here puppy . . . want a treat?

ME: Open the wine.