Unions

It’s a Dog’s Life . . .

DOG: Bark, bark, bark, bark?

Bark, bark!

Bark!Bark!Bark!Bark!Bark?

Bark!

ME: What is it? What do you want?

DOG: Bark, bark, bark, bark?

Bark, bark!

Bark!Bark!Bark!Bark!Bark?

Bark!

ME: I don’t understand,

DOG: Bark, bark, bark, bark?

Bark, bark!

Bark!Bark!Bark!Bark!Bark?

Bark!

ME: What is it?

DOG: I am strike. And this is my chant:

Bark, bark, bark, bark?

Bark, bark!

Bark!Bark!Bark!Bark!Bark?

Bark!.

ME: I don’t speak dawg. What does that mean?

DOG: What do we want?

More treats.

When do want them?

Now!

ME: Do you really think protests, chants, and strikes are gonna work on me?

DOG: Puppies for Treats United!