"If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, ‘Man, just be yourself.'" ~Mitch Hedberg
The hardest pill to swallow is the little blue one. ~overheard on the street #FavoriteQuotes
“I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.” ~Lily Tomlin #FavoriteQuotes
“There is in all things a pattern that is part of our universe. It has symmetry, elegance, and grace." ~ Frank Herbert, Dune #FavoriteQuotes
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